Me: Mom, I know what I want as my last meal before college.
Mom: What’s that?
Me: Dinosaur chicken nuggets.
Mom: are you–
Me: I’m not kidding.
Me: Make sure it has at least 10 stegosauruses.
update: I leave for college tomorrow
update: the stegosaurus won
I want to know if I’m the only one.
sooooo many times.
The amount of notes makes me sad
Wow the number makes me sad.
this is a metaphor for my life
THE GOLDEN RULE OF TUMBLR
my god, we’re all Ross.
So in conclusion, we are all the men of Friends, combined.
Not just the men.
Phoebe is basically a walking night blogger when she’s got a guitar. Admit it.
In conclusion, we are the show Friends.
we all need this on our blogs
This is the most beautiful post on all of Tumblr.
"bisexuals are just being greedy"
This statement is correct. I want all the donuts to myself. No sharon you can’t have a donut. Yes, I know there are 24 donuts. Yes, I want them all for myself. Fuck off sharon.
restoring faith in love
I never want to be old, but if I am I want it to be like this